The best drummer jokes on planet earth!

• How is a drum solo like a sneeze? You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

• What do you call a bunch of kids with drums? Jerry's Kids.

• What has three legs and an asshole? A drum stool.

• What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer? Back up.

• What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

• What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA? "Would you like fries with that sir?"

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The notorious Buddy Rich joke:

An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."

The best drummer jokes continued...

• What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians? A drummer.

• How can you tell when a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up.

• Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummer.

• Why did the metal drummer stare at a frozen juice can? Because it said "concentrate".

• What do you call a kid with a drumkit? A poster child for birth control.

• What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money.

• How do you get a drummer to play accellerando? Ask him to play a steady beat.

• What do you call a drummer with only half a brain? Over-qualified.

• Why did the drummer have 18 kids? He wasn't too good at the rhythm method.

• Why is a drum machine better than a drummer? Because a drum machine can keep good time and it won't sleep with your girlfriend.
  
  
• Why did Giacomo Casanova take drum lessons? He wanted to learn the rhythm method.